What do nine year old girls want for their birthdays these days?
iPod Touch? iPad? Smiggle stationery? Clothes? Money? Pretty bedroom stuff?
Or some plastic surgery?
Take a look at this gorgeous birthday list of my friend’s 8 year old daughter. Pay special attention to Item 9.
I ask for the same thing every year – the non-saggy, smallish pert type. So far I’ve received nada. Nothing. Diddly Squat.
Maybe I should have started preparing for my ‘post-kids, nearing forty boobs’ back when I was nine, and added ‘a nice rack when I’m forty’ to my Birthday List.
By the way, it was meant to say ‘tights’, not ‘tits’. Our nine year old girl is completely innocent!
Here’s to new
Ps. A big thank you to my gorgeous friend for letting me share her daughter’s birthday list xx